Self-Improvement Is Masturbation

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Graffiti High by ~ZeroA

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fearno-bitch:

As we step into the cool, windy evening air, I catch my breath at the view.

oh god

Where are my parents?, Coraline asked.

“The hard-core cheered, blew raspberries at Benjy.” Bootboys was maybe half a foot closer than Dharma Punx. Sorry Dharma Punx.

“I’m not against having enemies.” Well then. 

Why haven’t you informed your captain?

Oh dear.

John and the other surviving Spartans saluted in union.

The particle で indicates where the event described by the verb takes place.

Huh.

The tunnel, the light leading her down the tunnel. FUCK YEAH

Does anyone actually read these? I know Orgyinthetardis does, but I think it’s out of pity… LOVE YOU SAV

New thing to bitch about: Suspended Disbelief. (Or rather, the lack of it.)

I was watching a movie, and missed a crucial part. (the blowing up of the autobots as they were leaving the Earth) oh.. spoilers… and I asked what had happened. My cousin (?) said they blew up. I said “shitty.” He responded with “Not Really.” and when I asked why, he said “because it’s not real.”

Really?

I know its not fucking real, it’s a three hour long Mercedes commercial with explosions, but if you cant feel sympathy for the protagonist, you can’t fucking watch a movie.  I’m going to quickly add that the tumblr spell check says that movie isn’t a word. Red lines are distracting. 

Suspended Disbelief is allowing yourself to accept that alienspacecars are trying to teleport a planet. More spoilers. (Save your money, the movie is shit) Without it, any movie that isn’t a documentary is fucking pointless. Also, being a wannabe tough skater boy is pointless too. Apparently the two go hand in hand.

All I have left to say is
1) not everyone watches movies to kill time. It is actually possible to feel for the struggles of the protagonist
2) I would rather watch Michael Bay take a dump in 3D than Dark Of The Moon
3) Red lines are fucking distracting
4) If you do not understand the concept of Suspended Disbelief, or are a wannabe skater punk, your death will be like Hellen Keller in a Sharp Things Store: Messy, Incoherent, and Hilarious

subterfuge:

GIVEAWAY

Awhile back, I made a Police Box duct tape wallet for the lovely Erin for her birthday. A few people expressed their interest in the wallet, so I finally got around to doing this. I have five wallets to give away. Might do this again some time, depending on how this goes.

TO PARTICIPATE:

• Reblog this post in full. 
• Make sure your ask box is open. 
• Be prepared to give your address/P. O. Box. If you are uncomfortable with this, then there’s nothing I can do about that, so don’t bother I guess. Also, I will send them anywhere.
• You DO NOT need to be following me. In fact, I’d encourage you not to.
• In two weeks, July 28, five people will be picked using a random generator.
• Um. Yeah.

More info on the wallets or to purchase one click here.

Feel free to contact me if you have any questions. 

My girlfriend would KILL for that wallet…

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OK, so I got a little reamed out for my previous cards. I didn’t put much thought into the Screwdriver in the first place, but here is the new version, plus a better Doctor, and a few other cards i’ve been working on. I think Chameleon Arch is my favourite.

I got yelled at for posting Harry Potter magic cards, so here is my attonement.

Newsworthy

fuckyeahlesbians:

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California will become the first state to require public schools to teach gay and lesbian history.

and here’s an article you don’t need a NYT account to read

GJ California